Menopause Rhapsody – Bohemian Rhapsody Parody Song for every Queen

on November 26, 2022 by agogo22 via thefreeonline

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen in a parody song about Menopause – women will relate to the struggle!

A rhapsody is an epic, episodic, highly emotional work. To be Bohemian is to be socially unconventional. Isn’t that combination the perfect description for a woman frustrated by menopause?

For Queen fans, especially you older queens facing or who have already been through menopause, this parody song is for you!

I am a grumpy hot potato, yes I am!

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Menopause Rhapsody lyrics


Menopause Rhapsody

Is this my new life?


Shutting down inside

I can’t sleep and am so itchy

Got sweaty thighs

This is my demise, you see

I’m just a woman (oh)

Asking for sympathy (poor girl)

Because a hot flush comes

Memory goes

Mood is high

Then it’s low

Every day, more hair grows

Where I don’t want any to be

Poor me!

Mama, it’s menopause

No more children can be bred

Now my ovaries are dead

Mama, no, it’s not much fun

I once was hot

In quite a different way!

Drama! Ooooh

Don’t know if I’ll laugh or cry

I can’t remember my plans

For tomorrow

And my drive has all gone

My brain is feeling scattered

Too late, my prime has gone

Bones shrinking in my spine

Body’s aching all the time

Good night – no, I won’t sleep!

Just got to go

Gonna toss and turn and

Pee the whole night through!

Sauna – ooooh

(where did my fan go?)

I’m all cracked and dry

I can’t stand heat and

Summer time at all!

I am a grumpy hot potato

Yes, I am a hot flush,

You just shush

Go and open a window!

Thunderbolts and lightning

Don’t cross me, I’m frightening


Just obey – oh!

All I say – oh

Do my way – oh

Or you’ll pay – oh!

Don’t delay, oh, don’t you know?

I’m gonna blow!

I’m just a poor girl with a hot body

(She’s just a poor girl, nauseous and clammy!)

(Just give her chocolate and wine – let her be!)

Magnesium for the bones

More pills for my hormones

This hot flush

(No! We will not let you go!

– Let me go!)

This headache

(We will not let you go!

– Let me go!)

This mood swing!

(We will not let you go!

– Let me go!

We will not let you go!

– Let me go!

Never, never, never, never

– Let me go!)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, menopausa, menopausa

Menopause, just let me go!

This hellish club turns all women

Into wild banshees

Banshees, banshees!

So you think you can stop age

And turn back time?

So you think that your

Fountain of youth won’t run dry?

Oh, ladies

Take it from me, poor ladies

It’s going to get you –

Your time will soon come:

Be prepared!

Ooh – oh yeah, oh yeah

My nerves are all shattered

‘ Always need to pee

Hairier and fatter

Menopause is battering me

At least no more “Aunt Flo”…

Thanks! ❤
thanked 7 times

Submitted by Torpedo23 on 2021-06-17

Submitter’s comments:

This is not my own transcription, but I have proofread the lyrics published above.
Lyrics provided by the singer themselves as subtitles in the offical video linked to this page.

All comments welcome – please feel free to report mistakes or typos and to suggest modifications or edits.

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