October 28, 2021 – BREAKING NEWS, WORLD NEWS.. slightly edited.. shared with thanks
“Guff, bluster and bullshit are set to exceed the expected emissions by a significant amount, meaning we can reroute the hot air into billions of homes,” confirmed official sources.
The jet-setting conference will NOT just be a shameless and craven display by corrupted leaders who continue to fail in making large-scale changes to avert climate catastrophe.
“Say what you want about willfully destroying our only planet because we’re financed by Big Oil, but at least we can do something good with all that hot air now,” added the scientist.
“Look here, we will meet all our targets by 2070” observed one accredited expert of either Australia, Japan, Saudi Arabia, Russia, the USA or a dozen other countries.
Here in Waterford, one prominent local man declared he was very much pro-averting years of avoidable climate disasters killing millions of people. Until some dickhead climate protester blocked traffic and delayed him for nearly 30 minutes
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(real report) Private jets flying to COP26 will emit more CO2 than 1600 Scots pump out in a year
More than 400 private jets carrying world leaders and business executives to Cop26 will blast 13,000 tonnes of CO2 into the atmosphere, the Sunday Mail revealed. The flights – which will produce more global warming gas than 1600 Scots burn through in a year – have been branded “rank climate hypocrisy” .
The Free 