God Goofs Up: Christmas Star crashes into Sun

Looks like the Christian God has missed his big chance.

The comet ISON was billed to shine day and night over Christmas, coming closest to Earth on 26th December. (One day late but the date of Christmas has always been an approximation.)

All round Earth priests and clergy were gearing up to make a killing.

This would be proof that God exists and business would be booming!

omg he crashed I-SON

  • They looked up and saw a star shining in the east, beyond them far;
    And to the earth it gave great light, and so it continued both day and night

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