on November 26, 2022 by agogo22 via thefreeonline

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen in a parody song about Menopause – women will relate to the struggle!

A rhapsody is an epic, episodic, highly emotional work. To be Bohemian is to be socially unconventional. Isn’t that combination the perfect description for a woman frustrated by menopause?

For Queen fans, especially you older queens facing or who have already been through menopause, this parody song is for you!

I am a grumpy hot potato, yes I am!

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Menopause Rhapsody lyrics

• Artist: Shirley Șerban
• Translations: German+6 more

English

Menopause Rhapsody

Is this my new life?

Irritability

Shutting down inside

I can’t sleep and am so itchy

Got sweaty thighs

This is my demise, you see

I’m just a woman (oh)

Asking for sympathy (poor girl)

Because a hot flush comes

Memory goes

Mood is high

Then it’s low

Every day, more hair grows

Where I don’t want any to be

Poor me!

Mama, it’s menopause

No more children can be bred

Now my ovaries are dead

Mama, no, it’s not much fun

I once was hot

In quite a different way!

Drama! Ooooh

Don’t know if I’ll laugh or cry

I can’t remember my plans

For tomorrow

And my drive has all gone

My brain is feeling scattered

Too late, my prime has gone

Bones shrinking in my spine

Body’s aching all the time

Good night – no, I won’t sleep!

Just got to go

Gonna toss and turn and

Pee the whole night through!

Sauna – ooooh

(where did my fan go?)

I’m all cracked and dry

I can’t stand heat and

Summer time at all!

I am a grumpy hot potato

Yes, I am a hot flush,

You just shush

Go and open a window!

Thunderbolts and lightning

Don’t cross me, I’m frightening

See!

Just obey – oh!

All I say – oh

Do my way – oh

Or you’ll pay – oh!

Don’t delay, oh, don’t you know?

I’m gonna blow!

I’m just a poor girl with a hot body

(She’s just a poor girl, nauseous and clammy!)

(Just give her chocolate and wine – let her be!)

Magnesium for the bones

More pills for my hormones

This hot flush

(No! We will not let you go!

– Let me go!)

This headache

(We will not let you go!

– Let me go!)

This mood swing!

(We will not let you go!

– Let me go!

We will not let you go!

– Let me go!

Never, never, never, never

– Let me go!)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, menopausa, menopausa

Menopause, just let me go!

This hellish club turns all women

Into wild banshees

Banshees, banshees!

So you think you can stop age

And turn back time?

So you think that your

Fountain of youth won’t run dry?

Oh, ladies

Take it from me, poor ladies

It’s going to get you –

Your time will soon come:

Be prepared!

Ooh – oh yeah, oh yeah

My nerves are all shattered

‘ Always need to pee

Hairier and fatter

Menopause is battering me

At least no more “Aunt Flo”…

Thanks! ❤
thanked 7 times

Submitted by Torpedo23 on 2021-06-17

Submitter’s comments:

This is not my own transcription, but I have proofread the lyrics published above.
Lyrics provided by the singer themselves as subtitles in the offical video linked to this page.

All comments welcome – please feel free to report mistakes or typos and to suggest modifications or edits.

  Posted on November 21, 2022 by Chiapas Support Committee… Leave a Comment via thefreeonline

By: Raúl Zibechi

All the efforts of the ruling class are focused on eliminating or flattening differences in the ways of life, in the daily practices of peoples, classes and individuals, with respect to the dominant culture. For this purpose, entire regions are militarized, genocides and exterminations of populations have been taking place for five centuries.

The forced evangelization promoted by the conquerors aimed to destroy the political and cultural autonomy of the native peoples, which was rooted in communal ways of life and diverse spiritualities but unyielding to the dispossession of nascent capitalism. It was not a question of religions, or of true or false gods, but that peoples should not continue to live in their own way, according to their customs.

The destruction of the English peasants’ way of life was key to the implementation and expansion of capitalism, as Karl Polanyi analyzes in The Great Transformation. For this, violence from above was employed, stripping the peasants of their communal lands to turn them into vagabonds who would end up as workers imprisoned in the satanic mills, key pieces of the industrial revolution.

The offensive against taverns and other workers’ spaces at the beginning of the 20th century sought to destroy the spaces where workers spent their free time to relate to each other in ways different from those imposed by capitalist logic, turning them also into territories of cultural autonomy and organization of their resistance, as James Scott explains in Domination and the Arts of Resistance.

We can go back to the days of slavery (when quilombos and palenques were spaces of freedom and revolt), or land in our days (when soccer stadiums, which were spaces differentiated from the working class, become mechanisms of accumulation by dispossession and financial speculation), to verify that the history of struggles is also that of the destruction and reproduction of differences of class, skin color, gender and sexual diversity.

The war suffered today by the native and black peoples of the entire continent, the peasants, women and youth who resist, is aimed at stripping them of their way of life and making them dependent on capital. To force us into service. To turn us into wage slaves, who for less than a minimum wage, dedicate our lives to lubricate capitalist accumulation.

Continue reading “Being different, to save the world”

by maxr0che at The Bristol Activist on November 30, 2022 Car Images: Simon Holliday via thefreeonline

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For months a small group of activists have targeted the large, polluting cars of the wealthy, deflating their tyres in the dead of night. With unparalleled access to the group, Max Roche explores what it means to be a Tyre Extinguisher

Lentil or mung bean? An obvious debate to be having on the streets of Clifton in the early hours of a rainy October morning. 

There are few signs of life around at this hour, save for the occasional drunk student and a small group of mask-wearing climate activists who call themselves the Tyre Extinguishers. There are no petrol bombs or sledge hammers here though, just a small Tupperware box of legumes and some printed leaflets. 

With the lentils distributed around the group, they set off to patrol the nearby streets in search of a particular prize – a sports utility vehicle (SUV). Amongst the architectural grandeur of Clifton, it doesn’t take long to locate what they’re looking for. 

Barely fifty metres up the road, a member of the group crouches down on the pavement, his hands darting fervently around the rim of a car wheel to locate the dust cap. Unscrewing it, he carefully places the lentil over the valve before re-tightening the cap, forcing the lentil into contact with the valve. A gentle hiss radiates out into the night and is soon smothered by the wind. 

Continue reading “‘We want a city where we can all breathe’ – a night out with Bristol’s SUV saboteurs “

By: Dr. Joseph Mercola Nov 14, 2022 at Technocracy.News / PDF 📄 via thefreeonline

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Shocking new study reveals that some level of heart injury, minor as it may be, is occurring in all jab recipients. The long-term effects are unknown but there will be effects. The more mRNA shots you take, the greater the cumulative risk that an actual health event will take place. There are also effects on other internal organs as well as the immune system.

Because authorities and mRNA manufacturers refuse to stop the mRNA shots, they can only be viewed as biological warfare against humanity. ⁃ TN Editor

STORY AT-A-GLANCE

> Long COVID refers to symptoms that persist for four or more weeks after an initial COVID-19 infection. Many are also reporting long COVID symptoms after getting the COVID shot

> Symptoms of long COVID include but are not limited to brain fog, memory problems, headaches, blurred vision, loss of smell, nerve pain, heart rate fluctuations, dramatic blood pressure swings and muscle weakness. The feeling of “internal electric shocks” are also reported

> The primary difference between post-jab long COVID and long COVID symptoms after infection is that in people who get it from the infection, early treatment was withheld and the resulting infection severe. Post-jab long COVID, on the other hand, can occur either after very mild breakthrough infection or no breakthrough infection at all

> Several different theories about the mechanisms behind long COVID are reviewed, as are treatment options

Continue reading “Study: 100% Of mRNA Jab Recipients Have Heart Implications”

by Nicolas Cinquini, Steve Sweeney and Eva Bartlett 30th Nov 2022 via thefreeonline

senior intelligence analyst in the field of security risk management, I am a former lieutenant detective and intelligence officer within French State agencies

Thanks to journalists Steve Sweeney and Eva Bartlett for the report of this splendid illustration of censorship spirit about Ukraine in the West. On July 22, Sweeney has received a mail from Jeanne Cavelier, head of the eastern Europe and central Asia desk of RSF (Reporters sans frontières, Reporters Without Borders, a NGO which is safeguarding the right to freedom of information).

Here is from Bartlett, her article and interview of Sweeney

Are you kidding ? In the name of freedom of expression and information, RSF is demanding that satellite operator Eutelsat and the French State (20% of shares) censor the Russian media.

Russian war crimes and propaganda ? Through my remote analysis of known facts, I have detected no single Russian war crime since February 24, beginning of the Russian special military operation in Donbass and Ukraine, but a string of Ukrainian PSYOPs and even false flag crimes, in Mariupol, Bucha, Kramatorsk, Kremenchug, Chasov Yar, Vinnitsa.

Incitation of hate ? While French Nazi militants are fighting in the Ukrainian ranks, but most Western media are enforcing since February 24 a gag order about Nazism in Ukraine ?

Continue reading “Western censorship about Ukraine: A blatant Lie Machine”